Reports of my expiration have been greatly exaggerated
The "expiring" chicken continues to not expire. She persists in staying in the coop all day, looking unwell, and living on. She drinks, but doesn't eat much, and is maybe even improved.Now I think she might pull through.Inside, we have stopped talking about Apples moving back out. We just have a house pet box troll chicken now. It's not like she's a problematic house guest. It's like having a hamster, changing her newspaper every day. She periscopes her neck up Hello! when there are unusual noises or we talk about her, but ignores all the normal house noises.