Shoulder chicken 2.0

HW called from downstairs.  "Hey.  Come look."  I knew from the tone of his voice exactly what I would find."Are you poaching my chicken?" I asked.I went down, and sure enough, HW had put Apples on his shoulder.No sooner did I arrive, then Apples pecked, right at his eye!HW took over narration:"I'm not with him!  I don't even like him.  I've been abducted.  If I want to get on a shoulder, I'll do it myself!" and"Did you see that?  She tried to peck my eye out!  You'd better put that in your blog!  There's mandatory PPE required when you're playing with chickens!" (We both agree that she hadn't been going for his eye, or she probably would have hit it, and he wasn't hurt.  She probably saw something on his eyelashes.)